'Buy a drink'

Road Town, Tortola today and we continued our cultural tour of the Caribbean by looking for a cheap local bar, which we initially failed to do.
The bars we passed were either closed or as in one case to expensive at $3 a beer!!.lol
So we headed back to the harbour bar which turned out to be even more expensive at $3.50 a beer but it did have wifi.
I purchased 4 Carib beers, flippin heck that cost $14!! (I'm sure I'm turning into a Yorkshire man)
I then says to the girl behind the bar does the wifi need a password? To which she replies "yes", so I says "what is it?"
She replies "buy a drink".
Then me being the complete knob head that I am says "I've just bought one, in fact I've just bought 4".
She looks at me and I look at her for what seems an eternity.
She then says "right what did you ask me?" I said "is there a password for the wifi?"
She says "yes" once again.
So I says "what is it? 'please' ", thinking she was being funny because I hadn't said please the first time.
To which she replied 'buy a drink'.
I actually opened my mouth to speak when the penny FINALLY dropped 'buyadrink' ......'buyadrink', what a clever password, far to clever for me obviously.....LMFAO
On the way back to the ship we found a proper local bar doing beers at 2 for $5 and rum punch and something called a pain killer for $5 each, John insisted we tried one after our beers, I had a rum punch and he had a pain killer.
I can tell you they both killed pain, until the next morning when they then caused pain....will we ever learn? ....lol.